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Celebrity Apprentice is more than a  show with the intent to raise money for charity, it is a new debut of a smack down by the celebs who do not like each other. Joan Rivers and Anne Duke were in the spotlight for the last two shows; with their catty fight that proved 75 year old Mama Rivers to be the victor in a war of words and harsh realities. The show should be called this is your fight!

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Taking in Celebrity Apprentice, I was wondering if there was a mistake in the description of the show. Here we have a medley of many stars, than people like Anne Duke who is a poker player and Jessie who is married to actress Sandra Bullock. I am sure many viewers thought that this would be a quaint toned down show. The fact is celebrity apprentice is far from being mild and toned down. It is a real catty bitch fight with the ladies and grand standing and ball whacking from the men. I mean who would have thought that Joan Rivers would come out with not just her claws but the temper she has on her. If we don’t’ know anything else about Ms Joan Rivers we know one thing, don’t mess with her baby Melissa. It is that simple, you mess with her baby and you will have Mama Joan Rivers on you like white on rice. Joan Rivers is not doing anything any other good mother would do, protect their children. Mothers have a everlasting maternal instinct and when anybody goes after their babies, look out and watch out, that person is in for a rough ride! Joan Rivers has done what any mother would do, standing in between the person that she feels is trying to harm her child. That is what ” we” mothers do all though life we protect our children against anyone!

Anne Duke has just found that out, not that I feel sorry for Anne. My thought is that Anne deserves everything that Ms Joan Rivers has given her and than some. I was  in stitches watching Mama Rivers take 10 strips out of Anne who I believe never has had anyone oppose her as Joan Rivers has fiercely demonstrated. I mean Mama shark rivers ripped Anne a new one and left her bare bottom for all to see. It was priceless, it was funny and Anne was truly smacked down by Joan Rivers. After this, Joan Rivers may want to enter wrestlemania. All I can say is in your face with disgrace Anne, Joan knocked you down, stomped on you, chewed you up ,spit you out and put you out to pasture before your time! To the point that gaggling, juddering Anne could only whine , whimper, complain and bitch at Melissa Rivers. I really enjoyed watching Joan take on and take down Anne, who deserved every bit of what she got from Joan Rivers.

Anne Duke, the poker face queen, really comes across as a total complete absolute insecure woman. All viewers get from Anne, is I, I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me, me, I am sooooooooooo perfect, I am the best mother, that best cook, the best team leader, the bestest of the best. No you are not Anne, what you are is a loudmouth, outrageous, boasting bragging woman who is manipulative and insecure. I think Joan Rivers has Anne pegged right, she will do just about anything to get what she wants and I do mean anything.

Anne Duke proved that to us tonight getting on her knees, begging and making suggestive innuendos to get that money. After all it is for charity, so what if there is so much brown crud Anne’s face that it will take months to wash off. So what if Anne has a dual personality, one for Melissa and other celebrities and one reserved for: The Donald”. Joan has you pegged right, she sees Anne for what she is  and she has called her on it left right and center. Joan Rivers did not mince words, she called Anne out. Not to mention the childish, immature whispering she and Brande did in front of Melissa. How childish is that to whisper like little children in front of others? I was beginning to think that Anne and Brande were back in high-school with their actions of whispering and being secretive talking about others behind their back.

The only reason Anne won the task at all, was not the money brought in was the fact that Melissa Rivers did all the work. While Anne and Brande were whispering, Melissa picked the jewelery and the clothes. Brande was no help there, it was all about what she was going to wear to model the jewelry. Anne needs to thank Melissa big time,without the jewelry selection and the clothes, Anne would have tanked the task and lost, no matter how much she begged her friends.

The other person who can peg down a person is Ivanka Trump, she is very, very observant and she can figure out any body’s game. I love watching her call them down one by one. I think that Ivanka tells a person off with class and dignity, but she really, really, puts a person in their place when she decides to tell someone off. Last year’s celebrity winner, snot nose Piers Morgan,learned that very quickly when he took on Donald Trumps girl.  I remember Trump laughing at pierce and saying, “Do you think I raise dummies”!

Ivanka really put Piers in his place last year when he tried to get snooty with her, as did Melissa Rivers this year, when she called him on being rude with her mother. I like that quality in Melissa, she will not allow anyone to talk down to her mother. Piers Morgan did get very confrontational and rude with Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers told him all about himself. As Piers tried to get in Jessie James face whom I thought made Piers look very uncomfortable when he stared him down as a man would do. Piers is not used to taking on men, he likes to take on women, who time and time again, has kicked his butt verbally. Does my heart good to see snotty Piers put in his place. Piers feels he is shameless, I feel he is shameful in his demeanor with others. Furthermore, when it comes to celebrity, this years celebs among some of last years are bigger celebrities then Piers and he should not forget it.

Anne Duke and Clint Black, have an ego problem and they both are very self- indulged in how they view themselves. I don’t know which one says I, I, I more, they seem to be in the same league when it comes to huge ego. The only thing I disagree with Joan Rivers on with Anne is when she called her ” Hitler”! I beg to differ, I would call her “little Hitler”, the temper Anne has and the threatening she exercises with her friends is astounding. The way she acts , yells, threatens and curses towards people that she wants money from is something else. I thought it was a brilliant move by Natalie Gulbis to try to get other poker players to go against Anne.  Imagine if it would have worked, it would have been priceless to watch, boastful Anne, go down in flames, not to mention undercutting the competition that does go on in business daily. Ah well, we can all dream and I dream of the day that Anne goes down in flames.

Natalie Gulbis and Hershel Walker got the trump firing boot this week in a two part episode. Some people are not cut out for the knock down, drag down, cut throat stance that one must take in Trumps world of business. It is just as well that Herschel Walker was fired, he played a good game, he also was a real gentlemen. Joan is so taken with Herschel she is trying to arrange a marriage between him and Melissa to be announced at the end of the show. Joan also said she will write his his mother a letter congratulating her on what a wonderful son she raised.

This week I am on Joan and Melissa Rivers side, that Anne Duke, really can work on a persons last nerve and she is two-faced.

As for Jessie James, who always comes across as a laid back man, the passing of gas on national television was really not required for the viewers. Next time excuse yourself and act like a gentlemen and the producers should have edited it out. Although I agree with him when he did not try to use his wife’s influence with Hollywood stars to raise money. He has proven he is man of consequence and he married Sandra Bullock for love not on her star status and whom she knows! A real man stands on his own two feet and does not use women and Jesse James has proven that to us by his refusal to use his wife’s status. Good for him and for his wife Ms Sandra Bullock. I think Donald Trump missed it when he suggested Jesse James had to be good in bed to land a woman like Sandra Bullock. No I think Ms Bullock knew what she was doing in landing Jesse James, he is a real man who stands on his own two feet.

Next weeks preview show Joan Rivers really going at with Anne Duke and Brande who Joan tells that she is a dumb blond. Should be interesting folks. Hopefully we have seen the last of Piers Morgan.

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